What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:45

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Yes sir it is.
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HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
{RING} {RING}
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.